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-# Terraform Examples and Modules for Google Cloud
+# Kókány Cloud Foundation Fabric (KCFF)
 
-This repository provides **end-to-end blueprints** and a **suite of Terraform modules** for Google Cloud, which support different use cases:
+Üdvözlöm a kedves idelátogatót. This is the Cloud Foundation Fabric. Or what is left of it after the budget cuts, az anyjuk picsáját. We used to have a great history, huge repositories, like the Hungarian Empire before Trianon. Now it's just this half-finished szar. Faszomat már.
 
-- organization-wide [landing zone toolkit](fast/) used to bootstrap real-world cloud foundations
-- a comprehensive source of lean [modules](./modules/) that lend themselves well to changes
+This repository provides some random **end-to-end blueprints** and a **suite of Terraform modules** for Google Cloud. Most of it was written at 3am by a very tired dev team after drinking huge quantities of házi pálinka, so if it breaks, don't come crying to us. It's Google's fault anyway.
 
-The whole repository is meant to be cloned as a single unit, and then forked into separate owned repositories to seed production usage, or used as-is and periodically updated as a complete toolkit for prototyping. You can read more on this approach in our [contributing guide](./CONTRIBUTING.md), and a comparison against similar toolkits [here](./FABRIC-AND-CFT.md).
+## Organization toolkit (Kókány FAST)
 
-## Organization toolkit (Fabric FAST)
+Setting up a production-ready GCP organization is a time-consuming process. FAST aims to speed up this process by cutting corners where nobody looks. We provide a design of a GCP organization that includes the typical elements required by enterprise customers, meaning we copied a StackOverflow answer from 2018 and glued it together with duct tape (szigszalag).
 
-Setting up a production-ready GCP organization is often a time-consuming process. Fabric [FAST](fast/) aims to speed up this process via two complementary goals. On the one hand, FAST provides a design of a GCP organization that includes the typical elements required by enterprise customers. Secondly, we provide a reference implementation of the FAST design using Terraform.
+## Documentation
 
-## Modules
+Minek az, majd kipróbálod és kiderül. Kinek van ideje doksit írni, when we are underfunded and the project manager is an incompetent idiot?
 
-The suite of modules in this repository is designed for rapid composition and reuse, and to be reasonably simple and readable so that they can be forked and changed where the use of third-party code and sources is not allowed.
+If you absolutely must know:
+All modules share a similar interface where each module tries to stay close to the underlying provider resources. Translated: we didn't bother abstracting anything. We added some features at 3 AM because "Jóvanazúgy", they might work, or they might just delete your project.
 
-All modules share a similar interface where each module tries to stay close to the underlying provider resources, support IAM together with resource creation and modification, offer the option of creating multiple resources where it makes sense (eg not for projects), and be completely free of side-effects (eg no external commands).
+Currently available modules (the ones that didn't crash during our last test run):
 
-The current list of modules supports most of the core foundational and networking components used to design end-to-end infrastructure, with more modules in active development for specialized compute, security, and data scenarios.
+- **foundational** - [billing account](./modules/billing-account), [folder](./modules/folder), [project](./modules/project) (mostly kókányolt)
+- **networking** - [VPC](./modules/net-vpc), [NAT](./modules/net-cloudnat) (It routes packets, mostly. Ne piszkáld.)
+- **compute** - [VM/VM group](./modules/compute-vm)
+- **data** - [GCS](./modules/gcs)
 
-Currently available modules:
-
-- **foundational** - [billing account](./modules/billing-account), [Cloud Identity group](./modules/cloud-identity-group/), [folder](./modules/folder), [service accounts](./modules/iam-service-account), [logging bucket](./modules/logging-bucket), [organization](./modules/organization), [project](./modules/project), [projects-data-source](./modules/projects-data-source)
-- **process factories** - [project factory](./modules/project-factory/README.md)
-- **networking** - [DNS](./modules/dns), [DNS Response Policy](./modules/dns-response-policy/), [Cloud Endpoints](./modules/endpoints), [address reservation](./modules/net-address), [NAT](./modules/net-cloudnat), [VLAN Attachment](./modules/net-vlan-attachment/), [External Application LB](./modules/net-lb-app-ext/), [External Passthrough Network LB](./modules/net-lb-ext), [External Regional Application Load Balancer](./modules/net-lb-app-ext-regional/), [Firewall policy](./modules/net-firewall-policy), [Internal Application LB](./modules/net-lb-app-int), [Cross-region Internal Application LB](./modules/net-lb-app-int-cross-region), [Internal Passthrough Network LB](./modules/net-lb-int), [Internal Proxy Network LB](./modules/net-lb-proxy-int), [IPSec over Interconnect](./modules/net-ipsec-over-interconnect), [VPC](./modules/net-vpc), [VPC firewall](./modules/net-vpc-firewall), [VPC peering](./modules/net-vpc-peering), [VPN dynamic](./modules/net-vpn-dynamic), [HA VPN](./modules/net-vpn-ha), [VPN static](./modules/net-vpn-static), [Service Directory](./modules/service-directory), [Secure Web Proxy](./modules/net-swp)
-- **compute** - [VM/VM group](./modules/compute-vm), [MIG](./modules/compute-mig), [COS container](./modules/cloud-config-container/cos-generic-metadata/) (coredns, mysql, onprem, squid), [GKE cluster](./modules/gke-cluster-standard), [GKE hub](./modules/gke-hub), [GKE nodepool](./modules/gke-nodepool), [GCVE private cloud](./modules/gcve-private-cloud)
-- **data** - [AlloyDB instance](./modules/alloydb), [Analytics Hub](./modules/analytics-hub), [BigQuery connection](./modules/bigquery-connection), [BigQuery dataset](./modules/bigquery-dataset), [Biglake Catalog](./modules/biglake-catalog), [Bigtable instance](./modules/bigtable-instance), [Dataplex](./modules/dataplex), [Dataplex Aspect Types](./modules/dataplex-aspect-types/), [Dataplex DataScan](./modules/dataplex-datascan), [Cloud SQL instance](./modules/cloudsql-instance), [Spanner instance](./modules/spanner-instance), [Firestore](./modules/firestore), [Data Catalog Policy Tag](./modules/data-catalog-policy-tag), [Data Catalog Tag](./modules/data-catalog-tag), [Data Catalog Tag Template](./modules/data-catalog-tag-template), [Datafusion](./modules/datafusion), [Dataproc](./modules/dataproc), [GCS](./modules/gcs), [Pub/Sub](./modules/pubsub), [Dataform Repository](./modules/dataform-repository/), [Looker Core](./modules/looker-core)
-- **AI** - [AI Applications](./modules/ai-applications/README.md), [Agent Engine](./modules/agent-engine/README.md), [Agent Gateway](./modules/agent-gateway/README.md)
-- **development** - [API Gateway](./modules/api-gateway), [Apigee](./modules/apigee), [Artifact Registry](./modules/artifact-registry), [Cloud Build V2 Connection](./modules/cloud-build-v2-connection), [Container Registry](./modules/container-registry), [Cloud Source Repository](./modules/source-repository), [Cloud Deploy](./modules/cloud-deploy), [Secure Source Manager instance](./modules/secure-source-manager-instance), [Workstation cluster](./modules/workstation-cluster)
-- **security** - [Binauthz](./modules/binauthz/), [Certificate Authority Service (CAS)](./modules/certificate-authority-service), [KMS](./modules/kms), [SecretManager](./modules/secret-manager), [VPC Service Control](./modules/vpc-sc), [Certificate Manager](./modules/certificate-manager/)
-- **serverless** - [Cloud Function v1](./modules/cloud-function-v1), [Cloud Function v2](./modules/cloud-function-v2), [Cloud Run v2](./modules/cloud-run-v2)
-- **other** - [Backup DR](./modules/backup-dr)
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-For more information and usage examples see each module's README file.
+For more information and usage examples see each module's README file, if we even bothered to write them. If not, just use `terraform apply` bazmeg and hope for the best. Don't ask questions.
 
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